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condorn:

“are you athletic” haha yeah i wear sports bras sometimes lmao

(Source: condom, via dreaminthewater)

cradidily:

*waking up from a coma* “how many followers do I have”

(via pizza)

"aw that sucks :("
- me as a professional therapist  (via losergirlfriend)

(via illneverletugo)

hetastein:

special-snowflake-hall-of-fame:

beyoncevevo:

perfectgay:

what has four letters and is very hard

rock

math

life

(via xobiebersvamps)

donovanluver1965:

*blows kiss up to the sky (for the aliens)*

(Source: changesbyblacksabbath, via pizza)

metaknighty:

surprise your friends at rock paper scissors by throwing a punch instead

(Source: metaknighty, via ataraxia-thoughts)